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What is the funniest song you've ever he   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started May-5 by WALTER784; 562 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-5

What is the funniest song you've ever heard?

FWIW

 

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WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-5

I'll start with this one:

I'm My Own Grandpa- Ray Stevens ( with family tree diagram)

And if you're still confused, here are the lyrics:

Ray Stevens: I'm My Own Grandpa Lyrics

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This made by dad my son-in-law and really changed my life
For now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife
And to complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon because the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grownup daughter, who was of course my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever say
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa, I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny, I know but it really is so
I'm my own grandpa

FWIW

 

Showtalk
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From: Showtalk

May-5

I’ve never heard that song before.  There is a moral to that story but I’m not sure what it is.

  • Edited May 6, 2021 11:00 am  by  Showtalk
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-6

Showtalk said...

There is a moral to that story but I’m not sure what it is.

Don't marry a widow with a daughter just about your age? (* CHUCKLE *)

FWIW

Edited to add: [Marry the daughter instead! LOL]

  • Edited May 6, 2021 12:37 am  by  WALTER784
Showtalk
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From: Showtalk

May-6

It must be a very old song.

  • Edited May 6, 2021 11:00 am  by  Showtalk
Dee (DLAINEDEE)

From: Dee (DLAINEDEE)

May-6

This is cute. :D

 

 

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-7

I remember that song now... I was either in the 9th or 10th grade.

FWIW

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-7

This is a good one too:

If My Nose was Running Money

https://1funny.com/if-my-nose-was-running-money

FWIW

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

May-7

He mentioned a bunch of other funny titles before he sung his song so I looked them up and found most of them. There were a few I just couldn't find. But enjoy:

How can I miss you when you won't go away - Eldon Hunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhT5ZNyHlM

If the phone doesn't ring you'll know it's me - Jimmy Buffett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXyx_QLgu0

When you leave walk out backwards so I'll think you're walking in - Bill Anderson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZ_K_SKhpc

If I shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now - Waylon Jennings: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmabvEcmKoA

If you won't leave me alone, I'll find someone who will - Cheap Rodeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1woLDogqk

I'm so miserable without you it's almost like having you here - Billy Walker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL2fD0IGI6Q

I'm sorry I made you cry but at least your face is cleaner - Couldn't find it: ???

Take me out to the cornfield honey and I'll kiss you between the ears - Couldn't find it: ???

The oil is all in Texas but the dip sticks are in DC - Bill Whyte: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANf-rObSYSA

FWIW

  • Edited May 7, 2021 12:56 am  by  WALTER784
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