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Cop Joke   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-1 by WALTER784; 71 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-1

Cop Joke

Camden County Police Officer stops a man for running a red light.

The guy is a real jerk and goes running back to the patrol officer and demands to know why he is being harassed. So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.

The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "Battleship Mouth and Rowboat A$$".

The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation, he puts "AH" on the bottom; He then hands it to the violator for his signature.

The guy signs the ticket angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the *AH* and demands to know what it stands for.
 
The officer then removes his mirror sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guys face and says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an A$$ Hole!"

Three months later they're in court. The violator has such a bad record he is about to lose his license so he had hired an attorney to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Attorney: "Officer is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make"?

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an *AH*, underlined".

Attorney: "What does the *AH* stand for, officer"?

Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile, sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and Hostile?"

Officer: "Yes Sir."

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for A$$ Hole?"
 
Officer: "Well sir, you know your client better than I do...."

FWIW

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