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OneStone   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-9 by WALTER784; 64 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Jun-9

OneStone

There once was an  Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was  'Onestone'.

He hated that name  and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone  calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,  Onestone.'

He jumped up,  grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.  He made love to her all the next day, until  Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.  Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.  She hugged him and  said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love  to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of  this story?????...........................

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..OH, Come on...take  a guess!

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Think about  it...

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(You're going to  love this!)  

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And  the moral is....
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You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

FWIW

 

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