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HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-18 by WALTER784; 66 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-18

HEALTH ALERT -- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer(WORK).  If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.    This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.   Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

FWIW

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