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A Mormon & an Irishman in Flight   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-20 by WALTER784; 59 views.
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Jun-20

A Mormon & an Irishman in Flight

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.  After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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