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Finally, a definition of globalization   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-20 by WALTER784; 60 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-20

Finally, a definition of globalization  I can understand and to which I can relate to!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death

Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess with

an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Texan, (some say we're a country...)

using Bill Gates's technology,

and you're probably reading this on your computer,

that uses Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization!

FWIW

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