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Do you smell your own farts?   The Real You: Personality Poll

Started Jun-21 by WALTER784; 392 views.
WALTER784

Poll Question From WALTER784

Jun-21

Do you smell your own farts?
  • Yes5  votes
    71%
  • No1  vote
    14%
  • Other (Reply at your own risk)1  vote
    14%
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WALTER784

From: WALTER784 

Jun-21

Due to the sensitivity of this poll, post at your own risk!

Otherwise, just answer the poll.

FWIW

Showtalk
Host

From: Showtalk 

Jun-21

Seriously?  I want to state for the record I have nothing to do with this poll. It’s all your idea.

WALTER784

From: WALTER784 

Jun-22

Showtalk said...

Seriously?  I want to state for the record I have nothing to do with this poll. It’s all your idea.

I own it... it's mine.

Actually, I find it interesting when somebody says they don't smell their!

I mean... seriously... unless you immediately run away from your farts after passing them, suck them up in a vacuum cleaner or perform some other evasive tactic... we all... whether we want to or not... smell our own farts.

And please note... I didn't ask if you liked smelling them... only if you smelled them! (* CHUCKLE *)

And if you want a good laugh... George Carlin has several funny youtube videos concerning farts:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=george+carlin+fart

FWIW

Showtalk
Host

From: Showtalk 

Jun-22

It’s not a discussion I have with friends.

If you smelt it, you dealt it - lol. Or blame the dog - lol.

WALTER784

From: WALTER784 

Jul-2

$1,661.87 in cats (ROCKETMAN_S) said...

If you smelt it, you dealt it - lol. Or blame the dog - lol.

Chuckle...

I think dogs get blamed too many times, but dogs do fart and sometimes they smell really awful too!

FWIW

me (DENNIS4927)

From: me (DENNIS4927) 

Jul-2

Last time I tried to blame the dog the wife told me nice but she's outside

Oh, yes, dogs certainly do. I remember a Doberman that someone had who let loose such odiferous outgassing that we joked that we should bottle it up and Saddam Hussein would probably buy it for weapons research.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShsTesZkEZk

Oops I just gave it a push
But I didn't think
It would be so serious
I've got that flatulence

WALTER784

From: WALTER784 

Jul-2

OMG... LOL...

I'm speechless... I mean... I mean... flatulently flabbergasted! (* CHUCKLE *)

But what else can one say?

FWIW

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