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Dr. Dave   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jun-23 by WALTER784; 57 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jun-23

Dr. Dave

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense that he had betrayed his calling were overwhelming.

But every now and then he'd hear an internal reassuring voice in his head that said:

'Dave, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.'

But invariably, another voice in his head would start whispering......

Dave.......

Dave........

Dave........

........you're a vet!

FWIW

 

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