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Ghosts   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jul-13 by WALTER784; 158 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jul-13

Ghosts

A professor at the University of Cody is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:

"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

One student way in the back raised his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, in all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

As he reaches the podium the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost."

The student replies, "'A ghost?!?' S##t.....From way back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

FWIW

 

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