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Infamous Cop Quotes   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jul-18 by WALTER784; 96 views.
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From: WALTER784

Jul-18

Infamous Cop Quotes

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those 'two beers'?"

FWIW

 

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