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Mental Meanderings   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jul-23 by WALTER784; 76 views.

From: WALTER784


Mental Meanderings

I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it.

It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran?

I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

It was all so different before everything changed.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.