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Actual Signs Posted By Businesses   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Aug-1 by WALTER784; 249 views.
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From: WALTER784

Aug-1

Actual Signs Posted By Businesses
 
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
 
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on labor day.
 
On a Front Door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
 
On a Maternity Room Door: Push, Push, Push.
 
Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 
Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
 
Scientist's Door: Gone Fission.
 
Taxidermist Window: We really know our stuff.
 
Podiatrist's Window: Time wounds all heels.
 
Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
 
Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
 
Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
 
Hotel: Help! We need inn - experienced people.
 
Butcher's Window: Pleased to meat you.
 
Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
 
Veterinarians Waiting Room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
 
The Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
 
Beauty Shop: Dye now!
 
Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
 
Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
 
Diner Window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
 
Bowling Alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
 
Cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
 
Music Library: Bach in a minuet.
 
Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
 
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Aug-1

Those are clever puns vs typos or mistakes.

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