Opinion Polls: Delphi's Polling Place

Hosted by Showtalk

Opinion polls on all subjects. Opinions? Heck yes, we have opinions - but we're *always* nice about it, even when ours are diametrically opposed to yours. Register your vote today!

  • 4321
    MEMBERS
  • 86037
    MESSAGES
  • 70
    POSTS TODAY

Discussions

Special Donuts   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Aug-2 by WALTER784; 196 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Aug-2

Special Donuts
 
My partner Bob, an overweight police officer, decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet very seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at the stationhouse with a box of a dozen Dunkin Donuts. We all scolded him, including the sarge, but his smile remained cherubic. "These are very special donuts," officer Bob explained. "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious donuts, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.' And sure enough," he continued, "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"
 
FWIW
Showtalk
Host

From: Showtalk

Aug-2

That is called making your own luck.

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Aug-3

Showtalk said...

That is called making your own luck.

Yep... but it's also what makes it so funny too!

FWIW

Showtalk
Host

From: Showtalk

Aug-8

It was.

TOP