Opinion Polls: Delphi's Polling Place

Hosted by Showtalk

Opinion polls on all subjects. Opinions? Heck yes, we have opinions - but we're *always* nice about it, even when ours are diametrically opposed to yours. Register your vote today!

  • 4313
    MEMBERS
  • 85676
    MESSAGES
  • 33
    POSTS TODAY

Discussions

Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Aug-4 by WALTER784; 111 views.
WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Aug-4

Things You Don't Want To Hear In Surgery
 
1. Someone call the janitor - we're gonna need a mop.
 
2. Bo! Bo! Come back here with that! Bad dog!
 
3. Wait a minute, if this is the spleen, then what's that?
 
4. Hand me that.... uh... that uh... thingy.
 
5. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
 
6. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
 
7. Dang it, there go the lights again...
 
8. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
 
9. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
 
10. What's this doing here?
 
11. I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
 
12. Sterile, shmeril. The floor's clean, right?
 
13. OK, now take a picture from this angle.
 
14. What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
 
15. Dang it! Page 47 of the manual is missing. 
 
FWIW
heim618

From: heim618

Aug-4

I thought Bill Cosby had it right.  What you don't want to hears is "Oops."

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Aug-4

heim618 said...

What you don't want to hears is "Oops."

LOL... yeah... that's a good one too!

FWIW

TOP