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Questions Asked Of Supreme Court Nominee   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Sep-25 by WALTER784; 170 views.
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From: WALTER784

Sep-25

Questions Asked Of Supreme Court Nominees
 
Have you read all the John Grisham novels?
 
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
 
Jockeys or boxers?
 
What do you like on your pizza?
 
Asphincter says WHAT?
 
How 'bout that O.J. mess?
 
Okay, let's say a long-time senator from a very famous family goes for a drive with his secretary, and kind of, ya know, drives off a bridge or something, killing the babe; he wouldn't be guilty, would he?
 
Ever done Madonna?
 
Should the rabbit be allowed to eat Trix?
 
Is justice a) eagle-eyed, b) sorta near-sighted, or c) blind as a bat?
 
Is that Regis Philbin just nuts or what?
 
Have you ever appeared, or do you ever plan to appear in a Bruce Willis movie?
 
How come you don't have a babe-magnet beard like Bork's?
 
Got any naked photos of your illegal nanny?
 
Can you give Justice Souter a lift to work when his mom's sick?
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
 
FWIW
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From: Showtalk

Sep-25

Questions asked in real time by a few politicians have been just about as ridiculous.

WALTER784

From: WALTER784

Sep-26

Showtalk said...

Questions asked in real time by a few politicians have been just about as ridiculous.

Absolutely... I think that was in one of my previous lawyer jokes...

>>>It has been discovered that lawyers are the larval stage of politicians.<<<

FWIW

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From: Showtalk

Sep-26

Many of them are politicians.

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