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The Techno Terms Dictionary   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Oct-12 by WALTER784; 85 views.
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From: WALTER784

Oct-12

The Techno Terms Dictionary
 
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
 
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
 
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
 
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
 
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
 
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
 
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
 
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
 
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
 
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
 
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
 
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
 
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
 
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
 
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
 
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