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Handling Stress   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Jul-14 by WALTER784; 96 views.
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Jul-14

Handling Stress

Here are some useful suggestions for handling stress in your life:

1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

6. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.

8. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

9. Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

10. Go Shopping. Buy everything. Sweat on it. Return it the next day.

11. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

12. Drive to work in reverse.

13. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the "Flintstones" during that important safety meeting.

14. Refresh yourself -- put your tongue on a cold, steel guardrail.

15. Polish your car with ear wax.

16. Read the dictionary upside-down and look for secret messages.

17. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.

18. Write a short story, using alphabet soup.

19. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

20. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

FWIW

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