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Yeltsin, Clinton and Gates   The Jovial You: Humor, Jokes and Riddles

Started Oct-13 by WALTER784; 118 views.

From: WALTER784


Yeltsin, Clinton and Gates
God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates for an urgent message. He informs them that the world will end next week and they are to relay their message to their people.
Yeltsin goes back to the Russia and tells his people that there is bad news and terrible news. The bad news is that there really is a God, and the terrible news is that the world will end by the end of the week.
Clinton holds a news conference in Washington and tells the public that there is good news and bad news. The good news is that there really is a God and the bad news is that the world will end at the end of the week.
Gates returns to Redmond and hold a major press conference, He tells all I have great news and wonderful news. The great news is that God knows what a really important person I am and the wonderful news is that we do not have to fix all the bugs in Windows 95.