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Jokes   Jokes and Games

Started 7/9/18 by Drena2044; 102077 views.
Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/9/18

Ok let me try this again, I wanted to start a thread where we tell jokes. It helps me with my cravings, so I will start off with the first one. 

A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.

 

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Drena,

If you don't mind, I'll  close the other thread since this is the best place for our jokes.

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What kind of birds write letters......

Penguins.

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Jenny,

Here's your joke from the other thread.  This thread is under 'Jokes and Games'

What do you give a pumpkin that’s trying to quit smoking?

A pumpkin patch

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Drena,

one for you:

Why do strings never win?...

They can only tie.

Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/9/18

Hi Marge,

thanks for helping me out with the jokes page. I was having trouble, as you could see :)

why do the French like eating snails so much?

They really don’t like fast food. :)

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Oh that was a funny one!  I will have to get to work on one.

Michel05

From: Michel05

7/9/18

Y'all are goofs! So funny! Thanks!

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Michel,

You are doing great in your quit...almost 7 weeks I think.  Keep laughing whenever possible!

    

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Drena,

So, I am back reading pop-cycle sticks with my 5 yr old granddaughter today:)).

What do computers eat for snacks?......

  Micro-chips.

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