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Started 7/9/18 by Drena2044; 104221 views.
slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Michel,

You are doing great in your quit...almost 7 weeks I think.  Keep laughing whenever possible!

    

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/9/18

Hi Drena,

So, I am back reading pop-cycle sticks with my 5 yr old granddaughter today:)).

What do computers eat for snacks?......

  Micro-chips.

Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/10/18

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

 

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Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/10/18

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

 

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Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/11/18

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs  :)

slowblumer

From: slowblumer

7/11/18

Why are movie stars so cool?

   They have a lot of fans!

Michel05

From: Michel05

7/11/18

Thanks! I think I'm still waiting on 6 weeks so I'll keep laughing and sleeping! grinning

Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/12/18

Hi michele, hope you like this one.

 What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.

Drena2044

From: Drena2044

7/12/18

You may not think this is funny, but i couldn’t stop laughing.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

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