Hi Michel,

You are doing great in your quit...almost 7 weeks I think.  Keep laughing whenever possible!

Hi Drena,

So, I am back reading pop-cycle sticks with my 5 yr old granddaughter today:)).

What do computers eat for snacks?......

  Micro-chips.

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

 

Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

 

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs  :)

Why are movie stars so cool?

   They have a lot of fans!

Thanks! I think I'm still waiting on 6 weeks so I'll keep laughing and sleeping! 

Hi michele, hope you like this one.

 What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.

You may not think this is funny, but i couldn’t stop laughing.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.