Acoustic.

Yep, your friend Russ was vacationing and got mad at a front desk clerk in a hotel and beat him with the phone he was using. Shame on him.

Pickles or relish?

Ooh Yes John played in Sex in the City, I liked him in my big fat Greek wedding too. 
 

Piclkles.... like the gerkins! Could eat a whole jar. 
 

on a hot dog....ketchup or mustard?

Mustard!

And bunions! Lol! 

In 2005  Russell crow threw the phone at the hotel concierge because he wouldn't help him place a phone call when the system wasn't working. 

He didn't beat anyone.   

Catsup

(I also relish relish)

baked beans (molasses, bacon, onion)

or

pinto beans ( onion, garlic, cumin, jalapeño perhaps)

Oooh, beans! I'll take baked. 

Fruit salad or green salad?

 The beans sound great! 
 

Green salad. 
 

Favorite: Halloween or Easter?

Easter

the robin eggs are my all time fave candy

hey what’s the deal with the smorgasbord here...sounds good to me always interested in what people eat around the country

Italian or Mexican resturant

Mexican, although it's very close in my book. 

Wool or cotton socks?

Cotton

(Good choice on Mexican...

green or red chili enchiladas