Downhill. Though as I age it becomes more horizontal.

Apres ski or night skiing

 I don’t downhill and I have rarely cross country skied…after looking it up I will go with Après-ski 

Ice skate or roller skate 

Lots of people just go for that, Lore. 

Roller skate. I'm less horrible in that. 

Unicycle or skateboard.

It kind of looked like going to a ski place to party….?? There are even websites that recommend attire . And Java…you are killing me with these choices as I instantly try to picture myself doing them to choose….this one the images were particularly hilarious! 

I’ll go with skateboard as it’s closer the ground when I fall I think! 
 

Pasta: fresh or dry 

Fresh

I would go skiing 3-4 times a year, but it's down to once. With decades long friends so the skiing has become less important. Even my once hardcore skier friends don't go out every day on a 4-day trip. But skiing is fun, and I like the snow and cold.  And yes, certain places the draw is Apres Ski. Lake Tahoe it's that and casinos. 

Oysters: raw or fried

Fried… and still …

shrimp cocktail or scampi

Oh, if you love it you should go more still! I’ve never been to Tahoe. I hear it’s pretty. 

Scampi

Snow in resorts is always pretty. In cities it is not.

Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse

Oh, I’ll go with the Aliens…less scary. 
 

House plants, yes or no 

Yes

Paul - I think you are baseball fan.  Are you happy with the MLB pitcher timer or cautiously optimistic?

Coleslaw or Caesar salad?

Coleslaw

I'm not happy with the time, the shift ban, or the larger bases. I'm not happy with the 3-batter minimum they imposed 5 years ago, or the mound visit limits 3 years ago. I'm not happy with the designated hitter creation 50 years ago. Nothing should ever change in baseball :) But I'm not commissioner. 

French fries or home fries.