Any cup of tea is fine with me, diffused. .. 

Don't let friends use the old British excuse ...  

Hello - is it tea you're looking for?    

What type of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop music. 

What’s between an introvert and an extrovert?
A wall.  

(I know it wasn’t funny, but it popped into my mind, and I thought it was decent enough)

Good one!!