"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

 -- Voltaire 

Links & References - 

VIDEO - History of religion 

http://forums.delphiforums.com/reason/messages?msg=150.126

"Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non-existence of God, they have decided to fight for it."

–Monty Python's Flying Circus

And please remember, these were lines written before the invention of Twitter  

The 'Flying Circus' writers were oustanding geniuses,  the funny sarcastic lines never failed! 

Ludovic:

"['The Great Debate Number 31

] Hello. Should there be another television channel or not? On tonight's programme, the Minister for Broadcasting, The Right Honourable Mr Ian Throat MP."

Outstanding philosophy!  

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

-- Oscar Wilde

“And now for something completely different.”

-– Monty Python

"But kids were different in them days…"

"… They didn't have their heads filled with all this Cartesian Dualism!"

–Monty Python's Flying Circus