FACTS: In Britain, this divide has been illustrated recently by attitudes to green pundit George Monbiot’s latest book, which embraces the neo-green vision. In the humbly titled Regenesis, Monbiot, an urban vegan intellectual, makes a case -- based, naturally, on the “peer-reviewed science” -- for the “end of most farming” and the replacement of much of its output with vat-grown, bacterial “food” manufactured via “industrial biotechnology”.

The vast acreages of land which have been stripped of their farmers can then be “rewilded” in various Monbiot-approved ways, which mainly seem to involve growing forests for always-on urbanites to go wolf-spotting at weekends.

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Q: Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
A: Because they don’t meat.  

Politicians say; "Eat Tofu" 

The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.

The crustacean accused of promoting his own shellfish interests?

Pesticides even on TOFU??? 

Pesticide spraying - is the bread and honey of their industry!

- Sometimes in the past...

- I used to think I was indecisive,

   but now I'm not too sure.  

Absolutly good point!!!  

Let's get the veggies first..... 

- Tofu rocks!!  

I like making jokes about vegetarians… 
but never about tofu, that’s just tasteless.